Robber jumps through McDonald’s window

If only these stupid criminals would have stayed in school, or at least paid better attention; they could have come up with better ideas on how to commit crime and make more money.

I mean…REALLY? A McDonald’s drive thru? Did he eat lead paint chips as a child? I don’t know how McDonald’s does it, but when I worked armored car, we used to do the money pick ups from Wendy’s.

I remember that the Wendy’s employees are required to make money drops every hundred or so dollars into the safe.

So this genius, in theory, couldn’t have gotten away with all that much. Hell, I bet the register he took is worth more than the money that was in the till.

I have to laugh when I read headlines like this. A McDonalds, a gas station, or even the scum bags that are robbing Girl Scouts selling cookies at gun point. There is a whole new breed of criminal out there, and I have to say the vast majority of them should be riding the short bus and licking the windows while they shove crayons up their noses.

Fox News Reports:

Ocala police detectives have released surveillance video which shows a man robbing a McDonald’s. It happened early Thursday at the McDonald’s located at 3595 W. Silver Springs Blvd in Northern Florida.

Investigators said he hid behind an SUV in the drive-thru lane, then pops through the window and appears to be waving a gun and demanding cash. In the end he took off with the entire cash register.

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