If any of these apply to you, you might just be a Conceal Carry Holder
- The term FBI can’t mean something to you
- You have a drawer in your house dedicated to holsters
- You have a daytime caliber and a nighttime caliber
- You have a love-hate relationship with New York
- You hate California
- You have summertime ammo
- You have wintertime ammo
- You use your gun as a resting platform whenever you’re in line
- You hate safeties unless they’re on 1911s
- You have a reciprocity map app on your phone
- After years of bending you now squat
- She people watches, you watch people to see who’s carrying
- You mistakenly handed over your conceal carry licence instead of your driver’s licence
- You won’t buy your defense ammo from Wal-Mart
- You know the speed and velocity from every major manufacturer of ammo
- The clock on your wall reads like your carry positions
- You carry a spare mag, a backup gun, a spare mag to the backup gun, and a knife. Just in case.
- The only thing you really care about in your EDC is your gun
- You’d soon as rather leave your keys in your car before you left your gun in the car
- You believe sitting with your back to the door in any establishment is a sin
- You recite conceal carry laws from memory
- Your favorite carry gun has a name
- You work out with your gun
- If you can’t carry it, you don’t wear it
- Your significant other lies to you and tells you that you’re not printing when you actually are because she’s sick and tired of you asking her
- You take longer than her to get ready cause you can’t figure out which generation glock you wanna carry
- You automatically wish you had carried your full-sized gun instead of your compact-sized gun as soon as you drive through a bad neighborhood
- Nothing pisses you off more than a bathroom without a place to put your gun
- You have predetermined excuses for when you suddenly have to go back to your car and put your gun away because you just spotted the no carry sign
- Deciding to have a drink has now become a moral dilemma
- Within the first 5 minutes of stepping into any building you can determine what’s cover and what’s concealment.
- You actually know the difference between what’s cover and what’s concealment
- The words cocked and locked are inspiration to you
- You suck at giving hugs
- You regret naming your kid Brady
- You buy holsters like she buys shoes
- You have a dedicated conceal carry holster for your house
- You take a death grip on your steering wheel whenever you’re pulled over
- You would rather have your driver’s licence suspended than than to have your CCW permit taken away
- You laugh to yourself when you see a no carry sign that’s not legal.
- One of your first holsters was an uncle mike