Radicalized Disneyland Gator With Ties to ISIS Spotted with AR15, Now Hunted

The Telegraph writes– Police and wildlife officials launched an investigation into the safety of beaches at Walt Disney World amid a massive hunt for the body of a two-year-old boy killed when he was dragged into a lagoon by an alligator.

-All nine Disney World resort beaches were closed after the attack on Tuesday night. Approximately 18 hours after the search began, the boy’s body was recovered by divers.

-The lagoon is used for boating and other activities, but signs advise against swimming. Disney World said on

We see here captain Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of The Caribbean, interrogating local gators for more information.

Wednesday it was shutting down all beach areas “in an abundance of caution”.

-A British family said yesterday that they narrowly escaped an alligator attack on a neighboring stretch of beach just a few weeks ago.

Carl and Karen Davies told the Mirror that they had sprinted across the beach with their ten-year-old son and daughter after a “huge” alligator emerged out of the lagoon.-

We at tactical shit always try to bring you the most up to date shit on events, but we just found out that  WEEKS before, this gator had emerged to “test the waters” so to speak with a terrified British family.  We hear tales that there is still talk of a Gator round up squad going door to door, from Cinderella’s Castle to Peter Pan’s hut looking for any new information on this scaly threat to freedom.

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This is the one and only captured picture of this reptilian terrorist.

Please be on the look out!

 

 


In all honesty, our hearts and prayers go out to the family of the little boy.  Hopefully in some way they can find closure and peace on this horrible incident.  The Dark humor we use in the articles is only to lighten the load we feel on the truly horrific things that are going on in Florida at this time.  With out a little light in the world we would all be consumed by darkness.

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