Breaking News! Lamborghini Added to the NFA!!!
We here at TacticalShit are car guys, well, a few of us. So its no surprise we were going to have to share this as soon as we stumbled upon it. It seems that certain High performance vehicles are being added to the NFA! Things such as High capacity fuel tanks, exhaust, legal height and […]Read More
Transgender Deer Killed During MO Mass Shooting.
This past weekend, school children all over MO took up arms for what may have been the largest massacre by children ever. No they didn’t carry AR15s into their schools, they carried them into the woods and shot deer during the MO Youth Hunt 10/27 and 10/28. One of those killed by a child’s bullet […]Read More
RattleSnake gets tired of Preachers sh*t and Bites him IN THE FACE!*GRAPHIC*
Imagine you’re sitting comfortably in your box after just having a big meal or maybe you’re hangry as fuck and some idiot yanks you out of your slumber and starts slinging you around like a Dildo at an Antifa Rally. If you can imagine this Id be willing to take a guess that you would […]Read More
WE MUST BAN ASSAULT MONKEYS!
Snowflakes in china are in an uproar after a monkey has assaulted a small child in front of her mother. The monkey seemed harmless enough as they offered the primate food. However, things went south real quick. The attack which sent her falling backwards down some steps seems to be the result of the mom […]Read More
Are You Qualified to be a Mainstream Journalist?
Pretty Accurate! The NRA Writes Even if you’re new to the world of firearms and the shooting sports, chances are good that you’ve had occasion to note that many of the things you’re seeing and doing don’t really track very well with what you’ve seen, read and heard from the mainstream media. But it’s a […]Read More
The Callsign ‘Clown Penis’ Is No Go For Pilots!
We’re looking at you Navy. Task and purpose writes Despite what you may have seen on television, it is extremely unlikely that a fighter pilot would have the callsign “Clown Penis.” A recent Saturday Night Live Skit with actor Will Ferrell featured an F-16 pilot with the above-mentioned callsign. The pilot explained that he picked […]Read More
Florida Woman Stops Alligator!
Always keep a cool head when facing an immediate threat! TacticalShit Writes Whatever it takes! Florida Woman Stops Alligator Attack Using a Small Beretta Pistol Another good reason to have a concealed weapons permit. *This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator.* […]Read More
DOD Hates This Trick TO GET FREE U.S. MILITARY WEAPONS!
How to get free US military weapons—build fake website and DOD will oblige The “internal control processes for this program were really broken,” GAO says. LMAO PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS BULLSHIT ARS Reports If you’re not a US military or police buff, you probably have never heard of the 1033 Program. It essentially provides […]Read More
Navy Seals Adopt NEW SMG! MADE IN THE USA!
CH23 reports The United States Department of Defense has authorized the Navy Seals to convert to a new line of SubMachine Guns (SMG) after extensive testing. CPT Dindu of 5th Special Operations Group said “The Hi-point 9mm auto carbine far exceeds all of the DOD’s and SOCOMS requirements for an SMG at a fraction of […]Read More
Weaponized Heavy Flow Tampon attached to Apache
funker writes Aerospace giant Raytheon teamed up with the US Army and SOCOM to successfully fire a high energy laser from a helicopter at White Sands Missile Range in New Mexico. The firing is underwhelming compared to your standard conventional precision munition, but its benefits blow bombs away. These lasers weapon systems are able to […]Read More
ISIS claims responsibility for IDPA rulebook
FUCKING FIGURES! the Feed ramp reports- ISIS has declared responsibility for the past few years of IDPA rule changes leaving hundreds of IDPA shooters confused, DQ’d, and upset with the rules and the sport. ISIS claimed that “Islamic State fighters infiltrated the Tiger Team” leading the charge on strange, counter-intuitive, and almost just “retahded” changes […]Read More
Jesus Returns to Bite Pastor
A pastor was killed in front of his congregants after trying to prove that he can walk on water like Jesus. The pastor, identified as Jonathan Mthethwa, tried to demonstrate that he can walk across the river, which is known as Crocodile River. Church members said that Pastor Mthethwa, fasted and prayed all week long […]Read More