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Navy Seal vs. Army Ranger EPIC rap battle. There’s always been the debate between which is better, Navy Seals or Army Rangers. Well, to settle the score once and for all, we’ve got an EPIC rap battle between the two. Below is the lyrics. Enjoy sh*theads.
Sick with the rap when I bring my flow
I’m spitting faster than your girl getting off with my photo
And every girl dying just to give me hugs
Soon as I step out of my motherf*cking class
BUDS
Top secret missions you know we never stoppin’
Walk in the bar yelling “Bro I just killed bin Laden!”
Published my book and I got movies made
Next step is rapping and I’m here to stay
Army Ranger:
So let’s start, and this might be mean
But you can’t act, not even better than Charlie Sheen
I see you on Fox News talking about danger
What happened to quiet professional? Oh, that’s a Ranger
RASP and Ranger School stayed up for days and nights
Just to get a Regiment to slaughter you on this mic
You belong in a boat, get your ass back in the bay
I know you need a hero so Rangers Lead The Way
I’m a Predator, a warrior, and a night stalker
You better EXFIL now like ‘GET TO THE CHOPPA!”
Get all your boys together and call you seamen
Funny, that’s the same thing that your chick is feigning
Navy Seal:
Sea, air, and land I’ve got years of training
I ball so hard they call me Peyton Manning
I got my perfect pushup and my TRX band
Drinking Frog Fuel, “Why?”
Because I’m the motherf*cking man
Operator as f*ck #hashtag my nation
Dick so big it needs its own station
You think you’re operators
But half of you can’t even grow beards
Climb down your ladder bitch, Bottom Tier
I got my SWCC, driving my whip
Doing donuts while I’m fighting Rangerettes off my dick
Come to BUDS and we’ll make you a believer
But for now quit rap and stick to airfield seizures
You think you’re pretty cool with your static line?
How many slots you get to HALO?
That’s right get in line
Department of the Navy bitch you know who
I get more funding than your regiment NSW
Army Ranger:
Your Tier line it doesn’t even work
So let me explain it to you
You play with a surfboard
You’re not in DEVGRU
Call me Chuck Norris ’cause I’ll kill you with my stare
Your pre-mission checks are hands, eyes, ears, HAIR!
We were smokin’ dudes before you ever came around
You thinking making movies is original bitch? Black Hawk Down
Your ego is so big I can see it from space
I bet the only picture you masturbate to is to your own face
You joined the Navy, your life is filled with remorse
Just like your girlfriend after she slept with all of Task Force
You think you’re spittin’ so fast?
It’s like the second I rap you come in last
Initiate a blast, screw a failure drill I’m f*cking decapitating your ass
Because I got it and I’m never gonna stop it
I rip it, kill it, conceal it, steal it, reveal it
BOOM in your chest
You know I know you feel it
And after this rap I’m going to out shoot you at the range
And give Ranger panties to your team buddy who just had a sex change
Who won? Let us know in the comments below!