Jesus Returns to Bite Pastor

A pastor was killed in front of his congregants after trying to prove that he can walk on water like Jesus.

The pastor, identified as Jonathan Mthethwa, tried to demonstrate that he can walk across the river, which is known as Crocodile River.

Church members said that Pastor Mthethwa, fasted and prayed all week long before embarking on the difficult feat to teach his congregants about faith.

Church member Deacon Nkosi said that the pastor taught the congregants about faith on Sunday, and he promised to demonstrate his faith to his followers.

Unfortunately, he drowned and his body was eaten by 3 large crocodiles in front of horrified onlookers.

“We don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week,” Nkosi said.

She explained that their pastor entered the water and walked about 100 feet into the river. He then tried to ascend above the water so he could start walking on top, but the crocodile appeared out of nowhere and pulled him under.

Witness at the scene said that after a short time, the pastor’s sandals were seen floating above the water.

Emergency workers arrived, but it was too late as the pastor was already eaten by the crocodiles.

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