Police Chief Leaves Her Gun in Bathroom. Now its GONE!!!

The San Luis Obispo Police Department Chief misplaced her service weapon. She left the handgun in a bathroom at the El Pollo Loco . When she back tracked she discovered that the gun was gone. According to KTLA5 San Luis Obispo Chief Deanna Cantrell revealed her mistake in a video on the department’s Facebook page, saying her […]

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Vertically Challenged Douche Gets Rocked.

A short man went on an insane tirade on dating sites when one of the female staff smiled at him. He believed she was making fun of his height. He made sure to verbally attack each customer in the establishment before he chose the wrong one… A MESSAGE FROM BAGEL BOSS: After todays incident everyone […]

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Boogaloo Gear Wont Pass TSA!

A man was stopped at a TSA checkpoint after xrays revealed various 3D printed gun parts in his baggage. According to FoxNews a man from Kansas learned this the hard way at LaGuardia Airport on July 3. He was reportedly stopped by a TSA officer when he tried to pass the pieces in his bag […]

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Pour one out for the homies 45,000 Barrels of Kentucky Bourbon Gone in Fire!

A fire ravaged the Jim Beam facility destroying over 45,000 barrels of kentucky bourbon. The runoff from the fire made its way through a creek into the Kentucky River. Crews battle a fire at a Jim Beam bourbon warehouse in Woodford County that began late Tuesday night. pic.twitter.com/MRvbLcolJW — Ryan C. Hermens (@ryanhermens) July 3, […]

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Sheriff Drives off with AR15 on Roof… Loses it!

Ah a classic rookie mistake. A sheriffs deputy in Michigan lost his AR15 after he drove off with it on top of his car. This isnt the first time in law enforcement this has happened. Orange County had a similar incident a while back. according to WNEM A northern Michigan sheriff’s deputy is searching for his […]

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73 years later America Bombs Germany!

Thats one hell of a time delay fuze! 73 years after it was dropped from a bomber, ordinance, most likely a MK1 550lb bomb, exploded leaving a large crater in a field in Germany. Luckily no one was working the field at the time. KETV reports that residents of Ahlbach, Germany, were mostly asleep at […]

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Generals Daughter Twerks For The Gram!

Its Friday so why the fuck not, but a video going viral across the internet shows a young woman dancing next to a man in uniform. Many have speculated that the woman in the dress was his wife but as it turns out it is actually his daughter. She decides during the celebration to hike […]

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AK47s vs Russian Mig. Who will win? *Video*

This footage is actually from the Syrian Civil War and shows the rebels trying to shoot down the Russian fighter with Heavy Machine gun fire. According to Funker530 the anti aircraft fire doesn’t go unnoticed, and within seconds, the Syrian Air Force war plane banks and heads toward the cameraman’s position. The pilot cuts a dumb bomb […]

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DONT TASE ME BRO! Ok Fur Missile AWAY!

Looks like our bro Kyle drank one too many monsters and didn’t have a wall to punch so he decided to square up with a Malinois. Want to take bets on who won? Police responded to multiple calls of a male acting erratically at a restaurant. Upon arrival the suspect threatened the officer. When the suspect […]

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Responding Deputy Hit by Train! *Video*

Everyone knows the risk of trains and that you should look both ways when approaching the tracks or wait for the train to pass. One deputy responding to an emergency demonstrated just how dangerous these crossing can be as a second train slammed into his vehicle as he crossed. A deputy with the @MidlandCoTX Sheriff’s Office […]

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Charges Dropped against Florida man with “I Eat Ass” sticker! *Video*

FloridaMan defending the rights of ass eaters everywhere after he was pulled over for a sticker on the back of his truck declaring his love of eating ass. When told to modify the sticker he refused and cited that this would be a violation of his first amendment rights to the officer. Well Yesterday, Assistant […]

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Round Two, Taser! Taser! BANG!? *Graphic*

Here we go again, another officer has accidentally deployed their pistol in place of their taser during the apprehension of a suspect. This time in our very home town. A Ladue officer shot a shoplifting suspect when she accidentally grabbed her service weapon instead of the taser. Evidence does suggest this was an honest mistake […]

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