SURPISE!!!! No Charges For Mom Who Accidentally Shot Daughter!

We’ve all seen the video where the guy comes home and draws his pistol on party goers who decided to surprise him. Luckily no shots were fired and everyone had a good laugh. Well the scenario turned out quite the opposite a daughter trying to surprise her mother after returning home from college. The mother […]

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Starbucks customer outraged after barista spells his name ‘ISIS’ on his coffee cup instead of Aziz

File this under shit you seriously cannot make up! Starbucks is notorious for mis-spelling customers names. Well they have screwed the pooch again. After catching heat for kicking two black men out of their store. They have decided to up the ante and write ISIS on a Muslim mans order. His name was Aziz. According […]

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A10’s Rocket Goes of A Little Early.

Its ok. It happens to the best of us. Even Legendary tank killers. An A10 accidentally launched a rocket in a military operations area near the San Carlos reservation. The Rocket was a m156 or hydra 70and contains good ol’ Willy Pete aka white phosphorous. According to NBCNews the Air Force is investigating after a […]

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Isis Fighter Killed When Drone Bomb “Returns to home” *Graphic*

So most modern store bought drones come with a special feature, a failsafe. If the remote dies, the battery runs lows, loses GPS, etc. the drone will return to its initial point of take off. The Return to home feature can be a life saver for those who spend hundreds to thousands of dollars on […]

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ICE Officer Has Had Enough OF This Hippy Bulls***!

Pro-tip: Maybe you shouldn’t stand in the middle of roads and block traffic… Protesters still haven’t learned that people are fucking tired of their shit. People are tired of getting pulled from their vehicles and assaulted for simply trying to get to work and do their jobs. Everyone has figured out that a 90lb sjw […]

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Russia Accidentally Nuked Themselves!!!

…and Russian media isnt having it, claiming that sources such as FoxNews, Al jazeera and other sources are lying despite multiple locations showing a spike in radiation levels. 5 were killed in the blast. The United States is learning much from the failed missile explosion in Russia. We have similar, though more advanced, technology. The […]

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Grandma got ran over by a taser!

Someone come get your granny. A video that has gone viral shows a 65 year old woman as she is getting pulled over for a broken tail light. When the officer presents her with a ticket this old bird wasn’t having any of it. She rolls up her window and mashes the gas. The officer […]

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Paratrooper YEETED Out Of Plane After Refusing To Jump!

In the military if you’re given a job you really dont have a choice in the matter of completion of that tasks… When your in the soviet military you REALLY  do not have a choice in the matter. A paratrooper can be seen having a panic attack in what we can only assume is his […]

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Yellowstone Offers New Bison Amusement Rides

Every seen the parents at the zoo dangling their toddlers over the fence for the large cat exhibits… or hyenas… or bear enclosures… the list goes on. It doesn’t even seem like it was that long ago someone dangled their child over a gorilla exhibit. Well some parents in yellow stone took it to a […]

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Police Chief Leaves Her Gun in Bathroom. Now its GONE!!!

The San Luis Obispo Police Department Chief misplaced her service weapon. She left the handgun in a bathroom at the El Pollo Loco . When she back tracked she discovered that the gun was gone. According to KTLA5 San Luis Obispo Chief Deanna Cantrell revealed her mistake in a video on the department’s Facebook page, saying her […]

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Vertically Challenged Douche Gets Rocked.

A short man went on an insane tirade on dating sites when one of the female staff smiled at him. He believed she was making fun of his height. He made sure to verbally attack each customer in the establishment before he chose the wrong one… A MESSAGE FROM BAGEL BOSS: After todays incident everyone […]

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Boogaloo Gear Wont Pass TSA!

A man was stopped at a TSA checkpoint after xrays revealed various 3D printed gun parts in his baggage. According to FoxNews a man from Kansas learned this the hard way at LaGuardia Airport on July 3. He was reportedly stopped by a TSA officer when he tried to pass the pieces in his bag […]

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