Today we had an epiphany. We found Jesus. Not in Church or at the bottom of a bottle, but in Bacon. This made us think, could bacon Jesus be a sign? Could Bacon Jesus be a movement? So we did some Googling and found that there is a Bacon Jesus Video
That’s not all. Further research revealed Bacon Jesus has his own Twitter feed @baconjesus https://twitter.com/baconjesus
However Bacon Jesus has not tweeted since 2011. Should that be a cause for concern? Is this a sign that end times are near?
Further analysis shows the Baconjesus.com website is down AND the Bacon Jesus Church on Facebook only has 8 members.
With all that is wrong in the world, I pray to Bacon Jesus that he returns in the morning right next to some Over Medium Eggs and some crispy hash browns.