No “Clean” Getaway for Soap Thieves!

No “Clean” Getaway for Soap Thieves!
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Twins who stole 180 bars of soap need to “Clean” up their act!

(FOX)- Police say twin brothers stole 180 bars of soap from a New Jersey supermarket but weren’t able to make a clean getaway.

Absecon police say Kenny and Lenny Stewart dumped 30 six-packs of Dove soap into a large bag and bolted for an exit with employees in pursuit Friday.

The twins were knocked down when they ran into a trash can. Police say they got back onto their feet but then fell again after running into a shopping cart.

And as they turned a corner, the twins came face to face with a police officer who was investigating an accident in the parking lot.

The Atlantic City residents are charged with shoplifting.

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Spike Bowan is the Pittsburgh based Actor/Director/ Author/ Creator of the Alternate History Genre/Fiction saga "War in the Backyard". Spike is a veteran of the U.S. Navy having served with the Marines as an 8404 FMF Corpsman. He began writing after his time in the service as a means of relaxation and found out that he didn't suck at it