I have to admit, this one is reaching a bit. The “joke” or meaning surrounding Brown Chicken Brown Cow is in how you pronounce and say the phrase. The joke goes: “What are the sexiest animals on a farm?… wait for it… Brown Chicken, Brown Cow.” If done properly, saying “Brown Chicken Brown Cow” sounds like Bow Chicka Wow Wow. This of course it the human sound effects associated with porn music. So if you think your the next Ron Jeremy or if your life is a porn and you are the director, the Brown Chicken, Brown Cow Morale Patch may be for you. Order your Brown Chicken Brown Cow Patch here.
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